[ Expired ] Tell any Christmas related Joke and Win Prizes worth Rs.150

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  1. usa11

    usa11 Administrator Staff Member

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    Post any Joke related with Christmas ( can be copied from anywhere :p ) and stand to win prizes.

    Max 2 jokes allowed per Osian.
    Contest closes : 28th Dec at 11:00 pm
    Best 3 entries win Rs.50 IndiaPlaza Gift Voucher each :)
     
    usa11, Dec 26, 2012
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  2. pulkitsehgal

    pulkitsehgal Member

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    Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    Answer : So he can ho-ho-ho.

    Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    Answer: Sandy Claws.
     
    pulkitsehgal, Dec 26, 2012
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  3. Download123

    Download123 Well-Known Member

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    Q: What Christmas song is hidden in the alphabet:
    A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z?
    A: Noel (No "L")


    Q: What's red, white and blue at Christmas time?
    A: A sad candy cane!
     
    Download123, Dec 26, 2012
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  4. Sayed Saif Ahmed

    Sayed Saif Ahmed Member

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    Q. Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
    Ans. He had no body to go with

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    A few days before Christmas, two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparent's house. When it was time to go to bed, and anxious to do the right thing, they both knelt down to say their prayers.

    Suddenly, the younger one began to do so in a very loud voice.

    "Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a play-station, a mountain-bike and a telescope."

    His older brother leaned over and nudged his brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

    "I know" he replied, "But Grandma is!"
     
    Sayed Saif Ahmed, Dec 26, 2012
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  5. dev

    dev Member

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    During the christmas, Temparature & humidity in India is very high.... :( I wear only a t-shirt in these days....
     
    dev, Dec 26, 2012
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  6. Nausad

    Nausad Active Member

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    On This Festive Season My Blessings
    May Ur Neighbors Respect U,
    All Troubles Neglect U,
    All Sweet Angels Protect U,
    And Heaven Accept U :p =))
     
    Nausad, Dec 26, 2012
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  7. SWITY4U

    SWITY4U Well-Known Member

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    Sean: Knock, knock.
    Fawn: Who’s there?
    Sean: Murray.
    Fawn: Murray who?
    Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
     
    SWITY4U, Dec 26, 2012
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  8. SWITY4U

    SWITY4U Well-Known Member

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    Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
    Mark: Dunno. Why?
    Josh: Because he had low elf esteem

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    SWITY4U, Dec 26, 2012
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  9. smokingman

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    One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

    His wife asked, “How do you know?”

    “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
     
    smokingman, Dec 26, 2012
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  10. Dealstealer

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    1.How do you know Santa is a man?

    No woman would wear the same outfit every year!
    =))=))=))=))=))=))=))

    2.Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

    You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
    =))=))=))=))=))=))=))
     
    Dealstealer, Dec 26, 2012
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  11. Anshugoel

    Anshugoel Well-Known Member

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    Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy".
    The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
    The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
    The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
    Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
    The third man answered "They're Carol's."
     
    Anshugoel, Dec 26, 2012
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  12. Guri

    Guri Member

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    Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
    Johnny: I don’t know. What?
    Zoey: A pineapple!
     
    Guri, Dec 26, 2012
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  13. krranjith

    krranjith Member

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    Actually..I love Christmas the most...Cause every festival offers only a single/max. 2 days leave...But Only Christmas comes with a 20 days winter holiday !!!!!!!! Hurrah!!!!! :D
     
    krranjith, Dec 27, 2012
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  14. ALI

    ALI Well-Known Member

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    What do u call a Santa claus when he don't fulfil
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    Ghanta Claus..!! Lolz :p :p
     
    ALI, Dec 28, 2012
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  15. ALI

    ALI Well-Known Member

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    Three Indians died on Christmas
    Eve and were met by Saint Peter at
    the Pearly gates..
    'In honor of this holy season' Saint
    Peter said, 'You must each possess
    something that symbolizes
    Christmas to get into heaven.'
    ...
    The man from Hobbema fumbled
    through his pockets and pulled out
    a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It
    represents a candle', he said.
    'You may pass through the pearly
    gates' Saint Peter said.
    The man from Saddle Lake reached
    into his pocket and pulled out a set
    of keys. He shook them and said,
    'They're bells.'
    Saint Peter said 'You may pass
    through the pearly gates'.
    The guy from Siksika started
    searching desperately through his
    pockets and finally pulled out a
    pair of women's panties.
    St. Peter looked at the man with a
    raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just
    what do those symbolize?'
    The Siksika dude replied, 'These are
    Carol's.'
    And So The Christmas Season
    Begins...... Merry Christmas..
    Ho...Ho...Ho... :D ;)
     
    ALI, Dec 28, 2012
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  16. don007

    don007 Well-Known Member

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    was expecting some good jokes bt hardly found 2-3...

    remember v mst nt target any religion....(in terms of jokea)
     
    don007, Dec 30, 2012
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  17. usa11

    usa11 Administrator Staff Member

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    Not many entries though I expected to have much more.
    Still had a good laugh :)

    Winners :
    Sayed Saif Ahmed
    Dealstealer
    Ali ( Ghanta Claus , I am still laughing :D )
     
    usa11, Dec 30, 2012
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  18. Nausad

    Nausad Active Member

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    congo to all winners :)
     
    Nausad, Dec 30, 2012
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  19. Download123

    Download123 Well-Known Member

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    congo winners...
     
    Download123, Dec 30, 2012
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  20. ALI

    ALI Well-Known Member

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    Tell any Christmas related Joke and Win Prizes worth Rs.150

    Again thanks :biggrin:
     
    ALI, Dec 30, 2012
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